HTML version of the Geek Code - Sex

The Code of the Geeks v1.0.1

Sex :

Geeks have traditionally had problems with sex (ie, they never have any). Because geeks are so wrapped up in their sexuality (or lack of sexuality for that matter), it is important that the geek be willing to quantify their sexual experiences.

This code also is used to denote the gender of the geek. Females use 'x' in this category, while males use 'y'. For example:

  • x+ A female who has had sex
  • y+ A male who has had sex.
  • For those person who do not wish to give out any details of their sex life, the use of x? (where x is the gender code) will allow you to so.

  • !x Sex? What's that? I've had no sexual experiences.
  • x+ I've had real, live sex.
  • x++ I was once referred to as 'easy'. I have no idea where that might have come from though.
  • x- I prefer computer sex to real sex.
  • x-- I was once referred to as a 'cyberslut', but I have no idea where that might have come from.
  • x* I'm a pervert.
  • x** I've been known to make perverts look like angels.
  • x? It's none of your business what my sex life is like (this is used to denote your gender only).